We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…