God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak