Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…