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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Solution-focused Thinking

The stapler inevitably jams
And it’s always the stapler
That jams the copier
Except for the times it jams
When you try to copy something you forgot to unstaple
 
The lesson here is clear–
Paper clips must be destroyed

Other works by Chris Gaither...
This Is Just a Phase We’re Going Through

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
The Reality Principle + Money = The Real Pleasure Principle

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
All Is for Prison

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
Human Beings Are Hardwired

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
The Kiss Kiss of Death

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
Nothing Makes Sense Until It All Makes Sense

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
“Our nervous system is simultaneously being challenged by incompatible demands demanding both avoidance of contact with the SARSCov2 virus and the fulfillment of our biological imperative of connecting with others to feel calm and safe”

The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
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You Can’t Handle the Truth

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
You Can’t Stop Time, but You Can Make It Irrelevant

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
The Next Step Is Obvious

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
I Always Wanted to Be the Greatest Until I Realized That God Already Is

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Get Cooking

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
Eyeballs in a Vat

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
Shutting a Blind Eye

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
You Will Never Find a More Wretched Hive of Pride and Prejudice and You Will Never See the Knife in Your Back

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you



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