In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated