It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost