If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…