The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
