Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law