If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

One interpretation holds that the… And the Tree of Knowledge of Goo… Are one and the same tree Which makes sense to me Since when Adam and Eve decided t…

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock