You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

Until now technology could be understood as an extension of the body’s will to power With AI

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game