As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other