My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together