I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…