When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling