Motion picture this: You can take it to the bank But you never know Since there could be a run on the… Or you can give it to God

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds