Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war