The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self