I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
