The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost