Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

If you Buy it You might Like it

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing