The early bird gets the worm But you are not the early bird Or the tardy bird You are the early bird Or the worm

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Never Win Anything

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock