For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Easy to please but problematic to appease

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man