The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven