Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
