My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
