People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet