The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

I want what you want so I want a cow