Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway