The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…