The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive