When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–