A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
