In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing