We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth