In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction