Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor