To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan