AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but