Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

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Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

Breathe in not out