Flattery will get you everywhere Because people adore being praised But know that God adores you And return that love in kind By spreading His love in kindness

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

My ambivalence was born When those I depended on for prot… Wielded protection as a threat Whenever I became a threat Nothing threatens God

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way