Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?