As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God