If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off