They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion