The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion