As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
God is the world’s only super-bower
Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
One thing I could do Was need control
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
