My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes