It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…