The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder