The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
