My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have