My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

There was only one time When God didn’t give people a cho… When God chose Jews He didn’t give them a choice As compensation