The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
