I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

People wonder how long it will tak… AI to get smarter than us but the smart money is on us getting dumber than AI first

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck