Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

In our free will When we are free to do anything It is easy to lose sight of the fa… That God is in control of everyth… But for what we choose

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

The less you need to control the more powerful you