Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli