War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

I risked loss And lost; I win

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned