This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Flattery will get you everywhere Because people adore being praised But know that God adores you And return that love in kind By spreading His love in kindness

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…