Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…